As the spotlight glares down on the stage, Shaquille O’Neal, towering over everyone else, takes the microphone with his trademark grin. “Alright, alright, settle down,” he booms, his deep voice echoing through the arena. “So we’ve got Kevin Hart, the fun-sized comedian. I heard you’re still using a booster seat at dinner, Kevin. But hey, I guess that’s what happens when you’re vertically challenged.”

The crowd erupts in laughter as Kevin Hart pretends to be offended, his exaggerated gestures adding to the comedic spectacle. Shaq continues, “And then there’s Snoop Dogg, the OG of rap. Snoop, you’ve been around so long, your first mixtape was probably on a cassette. But seriously, folks, Snoop’s so chill, he makes polar bears look uptight.”

Snoop Dogg grins and raises a hand in acknowledgment, playing along with the good-natured ribbing. Shaq then turns his attention to Martha Stewart, his eyes twinkling mischievously. “Now, Martha, they say you can whip up a gourmet meal out of anything, but can you work your magic with Kevin’s jokes? I hear they’re even harder to digest than your prison food recipes!”

Martha Stewart responds with a mock gasp, feigning offense before breaking into a grin. The banter continues, each joke landing with precision and the camaraderie between Shaq, Kevin, Snoop, and Martha shining through, making it a night to remember for everyone in attendance.